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bearline:

oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.

paging-doctorfaggot:

its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

(Source: pagingme, via orgasm)

vvebkinz:
tahthetrickster:

drewapple:

i can only picture these people stranded out in the middle of the ocean in this picture. like there is nothing around them for thousands of miles 

#but why does it have a little pool of water on it #a pool in ur pool

strikinqly:

no one wants to be your tumblr gf shut up 

(Source: pastelhippy, via evolitional)

corpsepose:

happy easter

(Source: gingerdeer, via fapulos)

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

(via orgasm)

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

(via orgasm)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
m-aconhaesexo:

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thesassycat:

people who never run out of things to talk about are the kind of people I want in my life

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